Today in 1570, Pope Pius V excommunicated Elizabeth I. In doing so, he absolved her subjects from allegiance to her and her monarchy. Of course, this didn’t go over so well in England.
In a throw-down ideological match between creepy Santa and Queen Bess, I know who I would put money down on.
Celebrate by absolving your pets of allegiance to you for a day. See if the cats act any differently.